Dick Poop

The act of male ejaculation.

I dick pooped on her face.

by Papy Wysong of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009

dick trap

Malevolent plot aiming to screw s.o.

Famous bulgarian phrase - in BG: "Kur kapan"

e.g. It was unexpected. These muthafuckaz layed me a dick trap.

by Konstantin Radev December 29, 2007

cotton dick

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.

Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick

by W!LL July 2, 2008

shit on dick

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight

Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me

by ilovemen69 April 7, 2015

Dupe Dick

a person resembling or sounding like the bitchiness that is Michael Mathers

Michael Mathers is such a dupe dick!

by Bhatnigga November 5, 2009

dick darts

the act of male on male anal sex

"I bet that fudgepacker is downstairs playing a round of dick darts with Lamar."

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

tampon dick

semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.

"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"

by FlatG2 July 1, 2007