That ain’t me

That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.

Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.

That ain’t me by Mrcamelot March 11, 2022

abel t 

abel t/abel tesfaye : only the most legendary R&B singer of all time, and the hottest man alive. if you pronounce his name “a-bell” you’re a fake xo and im never talking to you. anyways happy thursdayyy! XOTWOD

“abel t is the hottest, best, most talented, kindest mf out there”

“ik bro this man’s an R&B legend. way better than beyoncé too”

abel t by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022

This ain't it dog

Used to bring a person back to reality about a recent terrible decision they have made. The person is often embarrassing or humiliating themselves and are completely unaware of how they are perceived. Dog is used in an affectionate but slightly condescending way to endear the person to trust the judgment of the speaker. Pairs nicely wit the No One: Not a soul: meme format

Feri G in 2019: Let me sing the national anthem like a drunk aunt witch

No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.

This ain't it dog by Blinky Winky March 29, 2022

Aliven't 

The opposite of alive; dead

Do not commit aliven't, that is a federal crime and is punished with death if commited successfully.

Aliven't by balls11 enjoyer April 7, 2022

Aaron T 

aaron T is one of my fav mutuals hes funny and almost got pink eye in a trampoline but still a funny guy hes one of the greatest u can ever meet

"have you ever heard of Aaron T hes funny"
"YEAH I WAS GIGGLING WHEN I MET HIM

Aaron T by mae..!!! April 10, 2022

ain't no trip

"it is not a problem, do not trip."

Foo "Aye can I ask you for a favor g?"
Cuh "Yea, ain't no trip"

ain't no trip by sideshow_pya April 13, 2022

Amn't 

A contraction of am and not. Also a fun way to confuse your friends, (if you even have any lol)

Greg: you aren't allergic to almonds
Tayler: Greg, don't tell me what I am and amn't allergic to!

Amn't by Terraknite April 14, 2022