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Beanswana is a parody of Botswana and is publically made and owned by TFMA. It is a part of the "swana" series. The only 2 residents living there right now are Jan and TFMA. Jan lives on a bean, while TFMA lives in an entire forest that he owns. There is a popular tourist attraction known as The Bush, which currently has no known info.
Jan: Man I love Beanswana
TFMA: Me too, I'm glad I made it when I did.
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Beansquirt 

A name you can call your friends if they are being an idiot. The updated version of scallywag.
John, “dude I burnt the turkey for thanksgiving
Zach, “omg dude your such a beansquirt”
Beansquirt by John goofyonious December 4, 2023

beanskin 

When your significant other has eaten a meal containing any type legume( beans) in it, and afterward the two of you decide to do butt stuff, and when you pull out there's a bean skin on your skin flute.
When Diddy pulled out of Bieber's butt. He was shocked at the sight of a beanskin on his penis .
beanskin by Ty-po-et December 21, 2024

Beanshit 

a way to call somebody a peasant or just show that your angry.
King: what do you want beanshit?
Beanshit by darkloveswords January 13, 2025

Beanshit 

calling someone a shitface and a beaner
You dirty mexican beanshit!
Beanshit by DefinitelyNOTPurple January 14, 2025

Beanshit 

Beanshit is slang/codeword for "I'm a submissive little femboy and I want to get fucked hard!!"
"Beanshit." (I'm so horny for a giant cock right now)
Beanshit by Nate_Higgers1488 February 9, 2025

Beansniff 

The beansniff is a great railroad.
Beansniff by buildsbricks1 July 26, 2025