Beansquirt Share definition Flag A name you can call your friends if they are being an idiot. The updated version of scallywag. John, “dude I burnt the turkey for thanksgiving” Zach, “omg dude your such a beansquirt” Beansquirt by John goofyonious December 4, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Beansquirt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch