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Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.
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cringe attack 

To feel massively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarrassment tricks your body that you're about to have a heart attack. It is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
I looked at my yearbook today

And are you feeling nostalgic?

Not all dude.. the way I used to dress and my haircut were so awful it gave me a cringe attack
cringe attack by flotrslv July 16, 2014
Word of the Day on July 17, 2014

tranny attack 

when 2 trannies that frequent urban dictionary attack you you get tranny attacked.
s. vitale and m. rehmeyer will tranny attack if provoked.
tranny attack by Your sls January 10, 2008

attractive 

What defines it? It's so confusing.
Am I attractive? Girls have told me I'm really cute, but others go "ew."
attractive by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Attack Chicken 

A dance very similar to the "Funky Chicken" except, you grab your right ankle with your left hand and grab the back of your head and attack!
Guy1: YO DUDE, HOW BOUT DAT ATTACK CHICKEN?
Guy2: I get myself friends by doing that.

Guy1: I shall...defeat you with my...ATTACK CHEECKEN!
Guy2: Oh no...how will I...SURVIVE?

attitone 

when you have some sass in your tone
"hey nat, watch your attitone!"
"no thanks, I'm a hofosho"
attitone by everythingevil February 26, 2008

attention piggy 

Someone who is greedy like a pig for (usually unwarranted) attention.
attention piggy by pigoir September 26, 2009