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my president is white

Highly controversial song put out by a 19 year old white kid from New York. While the argument is that its racist its the same structure as the my president is black for Obama.
My president is white, My mustangs red...
by ktccasset January 23, 2009
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ate my lunch

A term commonly used to indicate that someone (often the speaker) has come off the loser. This phrase can be applied to competitions such as video games and sporting events, as well as such things as tests or writing papers.
How was the econ test?
Dude, it totally ate my lunch...

Did you see Manning just get sacked?
Yeah, that linebacker totally ate his lunch!

I need help in bottom lane, this Warwick is eating my lunch!
by NomJuan December 8, 2012
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churns my butter

Southern term for when someone makes you sexually aroused or intrigued.
He really churns my butter.
by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013
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ask my arse

x: What's your E-mail?
X: ASK MY ARSE!
by That Bum May 27, 2005
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Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."
Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!
by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010
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It's no jizz on my chin

This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."

"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."

"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
by slodrive August 26, 2011
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rings my cherries

A slot-machine reference. When three cherries appear (on an old-school one-armed bandit), ringing noises ensue = jackpot.
Usage can be "that band rings my cherries" or "whatever rings your cherries."
by LRL September 19, 2008
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