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RL (Real life) Troll

Someone who deliberately aggravates or annoys someone by refusing all logic towards any valid point's given in an argument, usually because of stubbornness or general need to be right.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.

All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.
Rush: You just can't have a thousand folds in a katana
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll
by Silly Mushroom January 12, 2011
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blue eyed life form

Reference to a person in an organization or group who is looked at favourably by others. The saying comes from animals that look cute and sweet. A 'blue eyes life form' person would always be clean, tidy, presentable, have a smile, very keen and ready to please.
Look at Paul, he is such a blue eyed life form. The boss things he is great.
by jme1 January 7, 2011
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does life have a purpose

Does life have a purpose? No Sam has no purpose in life he should jump in front of a train
by cripplepepe May 31, 2017
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Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.

I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?
Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

(jews etc)

If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021
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Professional Caucasian Life-Prop

A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."

"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
by RohanD March 26, 2011
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Mid life douche crisis

Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros
Signs include but not limited to:

American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors

*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life

Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.

I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
I feel bad for him, his parents are going through a mid life douche crisis so they don’t pay attention to him.
by Jbdefinitions June 13, 2019
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I don’t understand this life

I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I don’t understand this life. It confuses me
I don’t understand this life. Why can’t I just live life as a savage instead
by WorseThanHitler January 21, 2021
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