Justicide

Where the leaders in government eliminate any threat of being prosecuted or even the questioning of authority. Prosecutors are fired for even the slightest hint of questioning authority. And where possible, Supreme Court Justices, Appelette and Justices/Judges are chosen because of their belief in authoritarian rule. And there are pardons for those lawless people who were convicted of participating in an insurrection.

After the Justicide, the president sought hundreds of millions for restitution to pay for his legal fees in cases that never went to trial after he was elected president.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

Justified

That's kind of the point.

Hym "YOU don't decide whether or not child murder is justified. If YOU DID DECIDE than child murder would not occur. You want you to be The Decider and you are having a hard time reconciling with the fact that you are not. So, I'm telling YOU that what was happening to me at the group home, was happening previously (not the retard sex obviously) and it continued to happen at the place I'm currently working and if it is going to continue to happen at my next job it is going to be a child-murder justifying problem and I'm not paying my fucking taxes until I'm made whole. So fuck you. Fuck your kids. I don't have to agree with you in regarding things justified or not and in the instance I personally am just going to default to child murder. Sooooo.... You're not telling my ahit and you're not doing nothing about the stalking. Stop telling yourself that. Stop telling other people that. That is political gamesmanship. It's a ploy. They say 'He's trying to justify child murder' instead of what is actually happening because it makes people who aren't in the loop more sympathetic WITHOUT HAVING TO EXPLAIN what is actually going on. And 'the Avoidance of explanation' is their goal in saying it. These people CAN'T tell the truth. They are fundamentally incapable of doing it."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

by Jor Gor June 27, 2009

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009

rough-justice

1. An adjective for a person whose presence is treated as a punishment despite being unavoidable; their attention is undesirable but necessary.

Often used to describe girls who are not wanted but needed for sex.

Guy 1: "What did that chick you had sex with look like?"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was rough-justice"

OR the word can be used to describe the situation.

"She was so ugly but I really needed to have sex. It was rough justice"

by D-Manplaya123 August 19, 2009

House Joustin

it involves a bar girl getting a "juice-to-go" and going back to your apartment. Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!

Tad bought this girl a juice 3 minutes before cerfew, forcing her to honor her 10 minutes of company she had to follow him home for some House JOUSTIN!!!

by Bravo Charlie November 26, 2009