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Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man
'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun
by Amity1 August 19, 2024
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Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob
"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"
by TheVen August 21, 2024
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chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.
Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.
by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024
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Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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Chocolate Goddess

Did you see that girl? The things I would do for that chocolate goddess.
by gangweedslonker69 December 17, 2024
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Chocolate Goddess

An extremely, overwhelmingly attractive black girl. If someone refers to themselves as one, they may think they are more physically attractive than they really are.
Did you see that black girl at the bus stop? Oh my gosh... the things I would do for that chocolate goddess, holy shit.
by gangweedslonker69 December 17, 2024
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