Brain Kissed

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART

You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!

by new slams August 28, 2021

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Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

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get a kiss

Usually asked by helpless bystanders and working businesspeople who are in to much of a hurry and can’t seem to find the effort to ask for anything from you except saliva and attention

Yo man, you think I could get a kiss

by Radddar February 22, 2024

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Viper kiss

When a woman gives a guy a blowjob, and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she cocks back her head and spits the load of semen in his face like a viper.

She gave him a viper kiss after sucking his cock last night! She spit it right in his face!

by PuggyJones April 8, 2016

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Kiss your homie day normally

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year

Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss

by Tyler Hiera December 31, 2022

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