Face Pasta’d

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.

My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.

by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018

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face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018

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face muffler

when a girl with a fat ass bends her bootie over and farts hot butt smoke into yo mouth

bruh your breath stanks..

ya mate, this kim k looking bitch from last night gave me a face muffler

by ripperMag00s September 30, 2018

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octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018

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Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

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