rusty tits

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 07, 2017

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Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 01, 2020

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cathode tit

TV, the tube

“I mean, you can vote for the donkey or the elephant, or you can stay at home, sucking on the cathode tit, but any way you analyze it, you’ve consented to an immoral system.” Garth Risk Hallberg, City on Fire

by ReaderMS February 03, 2023

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Pepsi on a tit

Pepsi on a tit: the act of waterfalling soda down your cleavage into a willing participant's mouth.

Also known as a Southern Baptism.

"She let you hit?"

"Pepsi on a tit, ya heard?" XD

by ZakaroniNCheez April 22, 2024

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tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 20, 2023

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