beans

sex.

I just had beans.

by tonydunn June 15, 2022

Bean

Git baghead, big shagga mush, pua bean head, loves da seshion

Ew Bean got any smoke like? " nah mate just pua mooched to boaty for fuck al been bumped the fuck out of gonna do the stupid cunt in"

by wghqugi November 28, 2018

Bean

Bean: meaning cute or small to describe someone or some animal

Awww the cat is a bean

by Eenzo December 29, 2023

autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Green bean

To hit a three pointer in a manner that is shockingly perfect, typically used as a celebration of sorts. Green fn.

"GREEN BEANNNNN."

"Yeah that's what I'm saying stroke that shit."

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?

by NooseMoose April 18, 2018