mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.

I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.

by xxmtg June 13, 2022

Lady Boner

When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder

Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner

by KJZCore June 19, 2022

floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations

Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?

by Floatyblower June 23, 2022

Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party

I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding

by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Leaf Blower

Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.

“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”

“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”

by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022

Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.

Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022