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Avi: Nothing but the truth

a horrible novel, that used by english teachers to demorilize kids/adults into thinking that singing when the national anthem is playing is wrong.
boy#1: did u read that book in english called Avi: Nothing but the truth?
boy#2: yes and i had to go to the hospital to get a tumor removed after reading because it gave me cancer
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Beez In The Trap 

Where you get your money. You Beez in the trap. Used as slang or if you are Nicki Minaj. She beez in the trap, I beez in the trap, We beez in the trap. Can be used when someone needs to sitdown because they acting Ratchet.
I work at stop&stop everyday. I beez in the trap errday.
Working makes me tired. Beezing in the trap is hard, pauz.
I have a high income. I Beez in the trap.
Beez In The Trap by DrizzyDrew October 1, 2012

The Trump Effect 

When Donald Trump's words are taken out-of-context to make it seem like he is "literally Hitler" by the bias media to create fear and panic in the general public. It is done to claim he has been extremely hateful and bigoted in his presidential campaign and will destroy America and the world.
Wanda: Donald Trump is gonna murder black and mexican children!
Barry: He never said that, you're just part of The Trump Effect.

Trick of the Thai 

Mistaking a male Thai prostitute for a female one can be called a 'trick of the thai' due to how ladylike many of them look. It's usually an excuse made by men who were out shopping for some ladyboy action, got caught getting it and then didn't want to admit to it after. Because why would they not just check up front if they didn't want it? It's not like we don't know that they're out there. Lurking.
"Whoa, hey Stan, this girls got balls!"

"Wha...err...oh, no way. Total trick of the thai man, I well thought it was a girl. Honest."

"Hmm."

"Yeah...can I have five minutes to finish off?"
Trick of the Thai by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Pin the Tail on the Donkey 

When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.
"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.

eye of the tiger

The eye of the tiger is what Rocky Balboa became.
eye of the tiger by PokeHomsar February 26, 2007

Bob the tomato 

Bob the Tomato (or Bob the Termater as his friends call it) is a fruit that claims he is a veggie but isn't. He is in his own retarted little show called Veggietales. He hangs out with a retarted cucumber name Larry (or Scary Larry as some people call it) and is always talking about random crap that vegetables (or in this case, a fruit that has gone to the dark side) aren't supposed to talk about. He drugged Larry along with himself, which is why they are always going on random retarted fantasies and why Larry thinks he is a "superhero". He also does not understand the concept about what the difference is between inanimate objects and living things because he frequently talks to a computer (probably running Windows '93) named Qwerty (yeah, real creative Big Idea studios). He is now in an even more crappy spinoff called Veggietales: In the house, which is only featured on Netflix (for those of you on the dark side) and Fruitflix. Bob the tomato is also a part time model. Oh and he is gay for Larry. Bob the Tomato is dead
“Oh my god it’s red mcdaddy hammer otherwise known as bob the tomato”
Bob the tomato by Shrekfangirl_123 January 21, 2019