DICK SUCKER 

Someone who sucks penises for a living and gives head for foodstamps. They love sucking on a hot juicy man pole. It gives them energy and makes them feel alive. A dick sucker loves to please people especially other men.

Vitale is a good dick sucker. He can suck a guy dry. I love giving him money for dick sucker.

DICK SUCKER by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

Honey Suckle 

Noun: The ultimate praisal for the hottest babe you've ever seen. She must drink like an alcoholic but never act like one, never complain or show signs of negativity; ready to party at all times; ready to get down at all times. The superlative form of Honey baby.
(Can also be used as an adjective.)

Verb: To have the abilities of getting completely shitfaced or goosed without losing cool; using your beauty, cool, and goosing abilities to get whatever you want from anyone in any given situation.
(Inflected Forms: Honey suckling)

Synonyms: Sexy, goose, hot, chill, babe, honey baby, sweet

Antonyms: Honey Pickle

"Damn, did you see how much she has been goosing? What a honey suckle!"

"There are maaaaad honey suckles up in this joint tonight!"

"We gotta honey suckle the waiter and get those free chips!"

Honey Suckle by Estherina419 April 30, 2007

sucks to your ass-mar! 

This wonderful, versatile phrase is the one good thing that came from the incredibly boring novel 'Lord of the Flies'.

It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.

Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.

When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").

Bob- "Oh, no! He's going to throw that rotten egg at me!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"

sucks to your ass-mar! by NothingChen December 9, 2006

safe sucks 

noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.

I always have (do) safe sucks at the stadium.

safe sucks by Chris0101 January 6, 2009

suckage 

For something or someone to suck really bad.

That maths test was pure suckage.

suckage by danHIM March 28, 2007

Suckist 

(n.) 1. Anybody who thinks that lip-synching is defensible or artistically valid as musical performance; 2. Anybody who derides somebody as being "rockist" for adhering to certain expectations with regard to rock music; 3. An adherent of SUCKISM.

"Ms. Sanneh is a suckist of the first order."

Suckist by Rocky R. Rockington III November 1, 2004

Sucks Monkey 

For use when something (or someone) is not acceptable.

"Your car broke down? That sucks monkey!"

or...

"Sixth Formers suck monkey"

Sucks Monkey by Chib December 10, 2004