Mexican Toss Off

When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.

Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.

by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020

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Knowledge Flex Off

When more than one person is doing a Knowledge Flex

Our meeting went for 2 hours over time with those 4 people constantly having a knowledge flex off

by Cozza Collins May 1, 2008

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toss one off

jerk off! Masturbate(male)

Wendy said I ain't gettin any tonight so I usually toss one off

by Anty A May 13, 2015

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Lopez on, TV off

A phrase commonly muttered by Conan O'Brien fans after having enjoyed an episode of Conan, subsequently turning off the television before the beginning of Lopez Tonight.

Conan: Well that's it for our show. Stay tuned for Lopez Tonight! Bye everybody bye!

Me: Lopez on, TV off!

by White Raain December 22, 2010

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one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

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