Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling
"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."
by newsvava March 12, 2016
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throwing a bone into me

'And I believe there was some mention about throwing a bone into me?'
'What are you talking about?'
'Aaa...penis. In my vagina. Or...wherever...'
by Still doesn't matter January 15, 2014
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tinkerbell slapped me

Another term for purchasing cocaine so that others won't know what you're discussing.
"So Lola and I were at the club last night getting pretty drunk and Tracy showed up and then TINKERBELL SLAPPED ME".
by Barbiegirl007 April 28, 2006
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Adopt me pet

A peice of some ones life that they will never get back
Person one: what adopt me pets do you have

Person two: i have a life so I don’t have one
Person one: is it ride or fly
Person two:get a life
by Dat one dude online haha January 02, 2021
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out riddle me

When a person of weaker mind skills and most of the time their name is Joe blow and he tries to outsmart you in the text world but is merely playing checkers when you're playing chess.
Out riddle me is when Joe Blow tries to text you false outrage and you know that he's playing checkers but you're playing chess
by LOFT AND SHOVE October 06, 2017
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gives me wood

expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.
Politics! Politics gives me wood!
by got_tilt?? January 28, 2012
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It gets me good

A saying said by a girl named sophie that means to have something someone does to make you happy and put you in ur feels
*boy winks at girl*
Girl: oof it gets me good
by Hao February 25, 2019
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