Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face when using it whilst lying down on a bed, couch, etc.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

Face Confetti

After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.

"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"

by NCarts July 13, 2018

Face of God

Something you threaten to show somebody when you're furious with them.

Boy I'm bout to show you the face of god!!

by D4/^1d August 6, 2018

Truffle Face

When eating truffles gives you an orgasm.

Oh my god did you see Courtney’s truffle face last night?! We can’t go into that restaurant ever again...

by trufflebois January 19, 2019

Face fighting

When you make out with someone.

“I’m gonna fight you”
“Oh no!”
“With my face!”

“What are you and tommy doing after studying?”
“Face fighting”

by 2+2 imma undress you February 16, 2019

sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!

Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!

by jadeviolet September 1, 2018

Face-play

The sexual act commonly mistaken with foreplay, it's more common alternative. Faceplay is any sexual act having to do with the face and foreplay. It was first recognized in association to the rare nose fetish.

"She's not the one if she's not into face-play, man, that just won't do."

by Whateverthehellworks September 6, 2018