brown rag doll

A turd found in a urinal.

Person 1: Man, all four urinals had fat brown rag dolls, so I had to use a stall.

Person 2: Yeah, I made all four of those.

by RAGING_cactus January 26, 2007

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.

by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018

Waving the Brown Flag

When you call BS on something, you Wave the Brown Flag.

English Teacher: Everything in this book is a symbol!!
Student: That's it, I'm Waving the Brown Flag!!!

by TylerDaniels September 30, 2012

Fugazi Brown Guy

Someone who is crazy, fugazi, and just happens to be brown.

That fugazi brown guy thinks he is so good at 2K, but he is actually buns.

by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019

Brown-Eye Gazing

When you stare into the gaping abyss of someone's rectum.

Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.

by Yali on Yanonali September 15, 2017

Hello Brown Carl

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021