Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.

Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank

"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"

by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020

Piss colored hair

Ok Reddit, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017). She (6F) wanted to play fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017) even though she (6 F) has a PS4 (released 2013), which I (237,624 M) destroyed. I (237,624 M) said no. She (6 F) hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam (2 M), Noah (2 M), Elijah (2 M), Logan (2 M), Mason (2 M), James (2 M), Aiden (2 M), Ethan (2 M), Lucas (2 M), Jacob (2 M), Michael (2 M), Matthew (2 M), Benjamin (2 M), Alexander (2 M), William (2 M), Daniel (2 M), Jayden (2 M), Oliver (2 M), Carter (2 M), Sebastian (2 M), Joseph (2 M), David (2 M), Gabriel (2 M), Julian (2 M), Jackson (2 M), Anthony (2 M), Dylan (2 M), Wyatt (2 M), Grayson (2 M), Isaiah (2 M), Christopher (2 M), and Joshua (2 M). I saved Henry (2 M), because he (2 M) was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i (237,624 M) played Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) inside my house. While outside, I (237,624 M) dropped him (2 M) on the pavement and he (2 M) died. So Reddit, AITA I the asshole for killing my whole family?

Person 1: read the definition
Person 2: piss colored hair

by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

by QuacksO October 23, 2019

Piss kink

something that me and dream was taken has😘

fans: do you have a piss kink

me and dream: yes definitely 🤤🤤

by thatsgnff on tiktok December 2, 2021

Well Piss

Depending on the tone of voice, Well Piss can mean... Look who it is, why is this person here or surprised at a comment someone said

"Well Piss! look who just walked through the fucken door! It is Mr. President himself "

" Well Piss, you didn't have to fucken INSULT ME"

"Well Piss, it's that soup sandwich"

by endlessdread August 31, 2023

piss-station

Used by hardcore Xbox fanboys to refer to PlayStation.

Oh yeah, because I'd want to play on the piss-station!

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024