A state of mental dating distraction. It occurs when an individual on the make is presented with too many equally attractive choices at the same time. Similar to the sensory overload experienced by a lioness crossing open ground to advance on a heard of zebras. The end result is often missed opportunity and frustration.
The zebra effect hit Chico hard as he stared at the table of beautiful woman, unable to decide which one to pursue.
by maximo hudson February 4, 2009
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Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011
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When Philip Rivers gives the refs head so San Diego can get one step closer to blowing it and never winning a championship. Sometimes refered to as a 'ZJ'.
by Chargers Eat Balls January 4, 2009
Get the Zebra Job mug.If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap.
As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.)
So stop bitchin' about AOL.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap.
As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.)
So stop bitchin' about AOL.
I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because:
1) i don't have the money
2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.
1) i don't have the money
2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.
by JcDent May 16, 2007
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The zebracorn is created when the zebra gets fucked up on drugs and travels to mythical kingdoms to mate with the unicorn. Thus, the unicorn is impregnated with a new striped, horned foal. The zebracorn only lives in mythical kingdoms with its mother unicorn.
The zebracorn is created when the zebra gets fucked up on drugs and travels to mythical kingdoms to mate with the unicorn. Thus, the unicorn is impregnated with a new striped, horned foal. The zebracorn only lives in mythical kingdoms with its mother unicorn.
Jamal: Holy shit! Did you see that?
Tony: I didn't see anything.
Jamal: It was half zebra...half unicorn. That was a fugging zebracorn!
Tony: Jamal, I think you did too much, man...
Tony: I didn't see anything.
Jamal: It was half zebra...half unicorn. That was a fugging zebracorn!
Tony: Jamal, I think you did too much, man...
by Y'all......................... July 18, 2012
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Get the Zebra mug.Why the literal hell are you looking this up? What's wrong with you? Who said this? Anyway it's a sex position, where the female spreads all like out like a zebra. The male then sticks his dick in and goes in and out like a sucking octopus.
Man 1 " I octopus zebra'd the fuck out of your girlfriend."
Man 2 "Congrats when won't even let me!"
Man 2 "Congrats when won't even let me!"
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