wanktastic

adj.- mindblowingly egotistical

Can you believe she said her writing was too good for an editor? That is so wanktastic.

by mynameisunimportant May 8, 2005

willy wonka affect

This is when a person engaged in an eating competition starts enjoying food they are eating, and their body slows down to savor the flavor, causing them to eat slower, and lose the competition.

Bob: Bill, Crazy Legs is really starting to slow down with the donuts here. What do you think is happening?

Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.

by A-Tank November 24, 2006

wonkavator

a huge slut, a chick who fucks sideways, leftways, sqaureways, upways,downways, diagonal ways
also Frankies mom.

i fucked her sideways, bro
sideways, leftways, upways, downways, shes like the fucking wonkavator

by the mauve avenger December 24, 2006

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

its some crack head made story about eating candy but really about doing drugs and the new one is scary with the new Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka: Ima shit in ya gobstoppers bitch!

by asdf-orever July 20, 2005

Wanktacular

Something so gay you have to scream out that it's WANKTACULAR

Nightmare on Elm St 4 was wanktacular

by marn December 14, 2003

Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.

My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.

by bleh22 July 26, 2011

wonk'd

Wonk'd is a common phrase used on the political blog Wonkette.com to describe when the vagina of the female drawing at the top left of the page drops out.

Her vagina slowly dragged across my face meaning I was "wonk'd"

by BoredinDC June 16, 2007