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mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool
by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018
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Ollie out the window day!

You ever wanted to push ollie out the window? Well todays the dayOctober 3rd!

It comes around yearly 🎉
On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

…It’s throw ollie out the window day!
by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021
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windows vista

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.
1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"
by _K. April 10, 2008
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Windows movie maker

Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.
Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.
by DannyMcfuck September 5, 2005
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Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.
Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.
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windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated
"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.
by DaveK September 6, 2003
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Widdowson

The Widdowson is a highly successful mating ritual which involves the male swinging his penis in a figure of eight motion. More advanced practitioners have been known to take it a step further by attaching lights.
I totally got her in to bed by standing at the top of the stairs and employing the Widdowson technique
by thingy003 July 16, 2011
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