Wide

Wide is often a word that can be bestowed upon a person meaning big or large. This title was previously bestowed upon Vladimir Putin, however this was revoked due to certain war crimes during the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Due to the Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyjs courage and enormous balls he is now the new bearer of this title. Getting the wide title revoked also causes one to be bestowed the Thin title.

Volodymyr Zelenskyj is a wide president

by Useless Cheese March 23, 2022

Wide

W I D E

What a Wide thing!

by Zoe Stickmin April 16, 2022

Wide

W I D E

What a Wide thing

by Zoe Stickmin April 16, 2022

Wide

Getting really stoned and eating so much food that you feel a state of bliss or enlargement.

I got so wide last night off the purple punch and that pasta.

by Wide Cakes January 21, 2021

Wide

When you bowl off the pitch. Commonly known as an aiden perry

See that wide. Such an aiden perry

by Lit cunt lord May 18, 2019

Tu wide pu

A waffle stomped turd that won’t go down the drain.

That there feller with the air colored yeller dropped a tu wide pu loaf that wouldn’t waffle stomp down the drain in the state park shower.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 25, 2025

Wide Tongue

Mental Retardation.

You must have a wide tongue, there's no such thing as left handed nails

by Slantyeyedcocksucker July 07, 2024