The witching hour

The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.

Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.

by Jsmith318 March 24, 2016

watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.

Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news

by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011

Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

Watching the clouds

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.

My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.

by R.Kelly55 March 26, 2021

Piece Watching

When you catch someone looking at your penis while your urinating.

"Hey man, wtf why were you piece watching?"

by NiggaWhatTheFuckOMGWTF May 26, 2009

rage watching

When a Show or Event is exceedingly interesting, but also frustrating to the point you often end up angry or yelling at the Screen or Stage.

I hated this one character of the show SO MUCH, that I ended up 'Rage Watching' the whole series in hopes that he died.

by SageJacsonE February 13, 2017

Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

by tarttator August 22, 2019