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weekend vampire

(noun) - A teacher who, during last period on a friday, assigns a project or a shitload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.
David: Man this weekend is gonna be crazy! Ready to rock bro?

Bro: Nah man, my history teacher gave me a long ass project due monday.

David: Damn, sucks to be you!

Bro: Yeah, Mrs. Karla is a real weekend vampire!
by outlaw pr June 14, 2010
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weeeee

I went up to this guy in the park and he's like "oh i got a knife" And i'm like oh my god.......
...... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Alli May 11, 2004
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Raw Dog Weekend

Normally in the college arena, a Raw Dog Weekend occurs when one hooks up with a different rando on a Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, each night raw dogging.
Did you hook up last night?
Hell yeah man, my RDW (Raw Dog Weekend) continued when I raw dogged that bitch.
by David Davidson December 29, 2007
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Weekend Stripper

A harlot who pushes old ladies!
The girl seemed nice but it turned out she was a Weekend Stripper.
by The Real Parkour Master November 13, 2016
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weed weekend

me and my friends buy and 8th or a quater and clam up his truck or something i dont remeber, those are weed weekends.
by goooooooogle bob July 10, 2006
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weekend

Period from Thursday afternoon to Monday night during which excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed in attempt to forget the previous four days.
Random co-worker: What are you doing this weekend?

Billy: Nothing, just relaxing.
(thinking): I'm going to get drunk off of Bacardi and Vodka, then smoke a joint and hook up with my girlfriend's best friend. I'll come in on Monday drunk and high, make bee line for my cube, then just stare into space for several hours while listening to Jethro Tull. After that I'll contemplate quitting for a while, then play solitare till its time to leave.
by Modisch February 7, 2008
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mountain weekend

A weekend spent in the mountains involving lots of beer, Greeks and sexual assault.
Sorority Girl: "For mountain weekend, I made Fratty McFratterson such an awesome cooler and all I got was herpes!"
by just_an_observer April 6, 2009
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