weaver

to give or recieve oral sex with listerine strips.

i got my weaver on last night.

that weaver is the shit!

by breezybitche$ July 7, 2008

Wease

A word used in reference to either a desirable person, or the actions used to 'obtain' this desirable person.

The term 'wease' can be expanded into comparatives of the standard of the 'wease'.

'Wow! Camilla Clarke is a top wease'

'I've been noticing Michael's wease with Camilla is not successful'

by Ron 'ginger' Weasely June 5, 2007

rat weasel

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back

Anne was acting like a rat weasel last night when she was making strange noises and acting weird.

by ratcatbatmat February 24, 2011

Weaver

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.

Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011

Wetser

A term for a woman who's attractiveness has caused her to gain more moisture than the air itself.

''Look at yer wan ,shes fooking driping wet''

''Here, have you seen that wetser over there? puddles have started to form around her''

''Yo, have you seen that wetser? I'd be surprised if she was to have any sort of vaginal dryness''

''I'm after slipping in the puddle my wetser sister has just left behind'

'Ah here, shes no wetser, she is as dry as a fuckin raisin''

by Splendad April 8, 2011

Weaner

The perfect substitute for any noun, adjective, and/or verb.

Sean - Hey Shane, did you weaner the weaner for weaner?
Shane - Of course I weanered that weaner it was so weaner.
Sean - Oh nice! Can I have the weaners for the weaner?
Shane - No, that's weanering Sean!
Sean - Sorry, sometimes I'm a weaner.

by Yaknowweanermann November 9, 2009

Weasel

A slippery character who cannot be trusted to remain faithful to his girlfriend and is putting it about whenever possible

Scott is always on the pull, even though he's got a girlfriend! Scott's a fucking weasel.

by Dangerman Dan October 8, 2011