Wease 

A word used in reference to either a desirable person, or the actions used to 'obtain' this desirable person.

The term 'wease' can be expanded into comparatives of the standard of the 'wease'.

'Wow! Camilla Clarke is a top wease'

'I've been noticing Michael's wease with Camilla is not successful'

Wease by Ron 'ginger' Weasely June 5, 2007

wease 

(pronounced wheeze)

verb:
-to weasel out of a situation.
-to avoid taking fault for any action.

noun:
-a weasel in a situation.
-a person that has avoided taking blame or fault for something (usually bad) that they've done.

see: weasel

Look at him, he's trying to wease himself out of having to pay.

Ryan just left without helping us clean, what a fucking wease.

wease by B. Roo January 14, 2014

wease the juice 

An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."

Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.

Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.

Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.

wease the juice by MorningX July 26, 2009

Pulling a Wease 

The act of turning down a promotion

They offered me stripes, but I’m pulling a Wease

Pulling a Wease by DirrtyJessy May 25, 2023

Pullin’ a Wease 

The act of turning down a promotion at work.

I like what I’m doing. Instead of moving up, I’m pullin’ a Wease.

Pullin’ a Wease by DirrtyJessy May 25, 2023

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

weakest v1nce enjoyer 

a man with iron balls, man with the will of 1000000 suns, a man who can rip apart worlds just via THINKING

weakest v1nce enjoyer can kick our asses

weakest v1nce enjoyer by the coolest guy who IS cool April 20, 2022