A word used in reference to either a desirable person, or the actions used to 'obtain' this desirable person.

The term 'wease' can be expanded into comparatives of the standard of the 'wease'.
'Wow! Camilla Clarke is a top wease'

'I've been noticing Michael's wease with Camilla is not successful'
by Ron 'ginger' Weasely May 19, 2007
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A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.
Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.
by Emily & Pahut June 05, 2015
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Behavior that is like that of a weasel.
Such as in, "That was a weasely move you just pulled, you sonofabitch!"
by Weasel's Ex-wife September 24, 2013
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(pronounced wheeze)

-to weasel out of a situation.
-to avoid taking fault for any action.

-a weasel in a situation.
-a person that has avoided taking blame or fault for something (usually bad) that they've done.

see: weasel
Look at him, he's trying to wease himself out of having to pay.

Ryan just left without helping us clean, what a fucking wease.
by B. Roo January 14, 2014
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To breath heavily all over hot chicks. Mainly fat dudes.
Dude! life's all about greasin' back the do' and weasin' on the buffest!
by Gory Special July 01, 2005
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An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."
Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.

Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.

Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.
by MorningX July 26, 2009
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Hiding an erection with pillows (or any other object), while sitting down.

This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.

This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.
Man, I totally had an erection the entire time I was talking to Sally.

Wow, what did she say about that?

Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.
by Morik June 12, 2010
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