Definitions by Splendad

Wetser 

A term for a woman who's attractiveness has caused her to gain more moisture than the air itself.

''Look at yer wan ,shes fooking driping wet''

''Here, have you seen that wetser over there? puddles have started to form around her''

''Yo, have you seen that wetser? I'd be surprised if she was to have any sort of vaginal dryness''

''I'm after slipping in the puddle my wetser sister has just left behind'

'Ah here, shes no wetser, she is as dry as a fuckin raisin''

Wetser by Splendad April 8, 2011

fb 

1:To ''finger bottle'' something/someone , where somebody inserts their finger into an opened bottle with intent to pass the bacteria onto the unsuspecting person that will continue to drink from it.

Hey dude, shes not looking stick your finger up your ass and fb her.

fb by Splendad April 8, 2011