Circus Weasel

probably the sickest longboard out there

That Circus Weasel rides like a unicorn

by circusweasel November 13, 2011

weasel juice

what ends up on the road after a weasel is hit by a truck

awww man, you turned that fucker into weasel juice

by Matt R Mason January 6, 2009

weasel licker

A nerd face who insists on coming up with dumb ideas.

Roy, you are such a weasel licker!

by Jammie May 13, 2006

weaseled

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

by John May 3, 2004

twat weasel

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010

stank weasel

A stank weasel is a low bellied cowardice person. Often time a stank weasel exhibits rat fink type behavior.

Man that dude is such a stank weasel, he totally moved in on my best mates girl while he was outta commission with the flu

by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007