walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds

Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

walking

Something i should be doing to work off my fat ass after having a baby.

'i should be walking off my fat ass at the park today'

by Ocraner July 1, 2008

Walking punchline

to constantly be the brunt of jokes.

Gavin is the walking punchline of his own life.

by RoofRoof January 10, 2008

walking cockblock

A person who prevents a friend from layin' down his game or lays down game on a female that he KNOWS his friend is into, just because he can. See Cockblock or SlickD.

SlickD macks on everyone's chicks. What a walking cockblock.

by Gaetani April 20, 2003

walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.

That brother is a walking hardon.

by scott January 30, 2004

Walking STD

Basically a person who either doesn't remember who they had sex with or a person who doesn't care and has sex with anyone. also known as walking sex.

"that guy is a walking sexually transmitted disease.....but he isn't even that hott...."

by abs March 3, 2005

wanking

1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time

"I don't know where her is, he must be off somewhere wanking"

by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003