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Two Bang

The art of knocking a person or animal unconscious in just two hits.
"Did you see mike get well pissed off with that hater?"
"yeah he gave him the two bang."
by The Chip May 30, 2011
mugGet the Two Bangmug.

tat-twos

matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
"Hey babes, let's get tat-twos to show we'll always be true."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
mugGet the tat-twosmug.

Tassie Two

Tasmanian slang, often said by cannabis-smokers from Northwest Tasmania. Refers to having two cones (US: bowls) in a row, generally before passing the bong to the next person.
"Time for a Tassie Two."
by InDedede January 9, 2022
mugGet the Tassie Twomug.

Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.
Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
mugGet the Two Tuckermug.

Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.
In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017
mugGet the Tea for twomug.

Two cans

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!
by Femme boy October 15, 2020
mugGet the Two cansmug.

Lewd Two

The nickname used by Soviet Waifu on discord when he is in the middle of drawing hentai (specifically Zero Two) and cooming
Windmill : "I wonder what Soviet Waifu is doing"
Stupidgoose : "His nickname is Lewd Two, what do you think"
Windmill : "Horny"
by Soviet Waifu January 12, 2021
mugGet the Lewd Twomug.

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