A pointless book that is a waste of time to even read, let alone even pick up or look at. People who enjoy this book and think Edward is the hottest person alive should be locked up and forgotten about because its just a word you dont really know what he looks at because of the crappy descriptive uses about him. The vampires in there sparkle which just confirms the fact that they are fairies. The only reason they made a movie out of this book was to help all the little fan-girls get off on themselves while they watch because they can actually see a person and not what they think he looks like in their heads
person1: man i just saw some dude reading Twilight.
person2: what did you do?
person1: I went up to him looked him in the eye and told him he is a fucking fag.
person2: what did he do about it?
person1: nothing but his mom and girlfriend got pissed.
person2: what did you do?
person1: I went up to him looked him in the eye and told him he is a fucking fag.
person2: what did he do about it?
person1: nothing but his mom and girlfriend got pissed.
by skel'elm March 30, 2009
Get the Twilight mug.A gay book, that takes the already bled out concept of vampire romance, and dumbs it up enough for people to understand. I mean crystal vampires in Seattle, any real fan of Dracula, or vampires of any kind should never read this book. If you want a cool vampire romance book or movie, look up Let The Right One In, and Near Dark. And don't even talk about the fans, they make Trekkie's look normal. Also furries are as obsessed as these people are.
Trekkie: Man, have you seen Star Trek
Twilight fan: Naw, I think it is kinda lame
Trekkie: Your opinion might be wrong, but that's your opinion, like I hate Twilight
Twilight Fan: WHAAAAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE MY TWILIGHT <3<3<3<3 EDWARD IS GOD, NOT A SEXIST THAT TREATS BELLA LIKE PROPERTY, I MEAN THEY ARE LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS AS VAMPIRES WHAT'S COOLER THAN THAT.
Trekkie walks away in fear (which is saying something is wrong about that person).
Twilight fan: Naw, I think it is kinda lame
Trekkie: Your opinion might be wrong, but that's your opinion, like I hate Twilight
Twilight Fan: WHAAAAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE MY TWILIGHT <3<3<3<3 EDWARD IS GOD, NOT A SEXIST THAT TREATS BELLA LIKE PROPERTY, I MEAN THEY ARE LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS AS VAMPIRES WHAT'S COOLER THAN THAT.
Trekkie walks away in fear (which is saying something is wrong about that person).
by Caleb Colton March 28, 2009
Get the [twilight] mug.Someone who is majorly addicted to Twilight. Twilightaholics are mostly girls but some guys age 8-25. They watch, read, and talk about twilight whenever they can and need help with their addiction. They also get offended easily if someone says something bad about Twilight. People with this addiction cannot stop thinking about Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and don't get the fact that they are fictional characters that they will never get to marry.
Britney: Whoa why do u have that huge bruise?
Jessica: Sarah punched me when I said that Twilight wasn't that good.
Sarah: I love twilight, maybe Edward will turn me into a vampire too! OH MY GOSH HAVE YOU SEEN NEW MOON? Jacob is so hot!
Britney: Sarah you are a Twilightaholic!
Jessica: Sarah punched me when I said that Twilight wasn't that good.
Sarah: I love twilight, maybe Edward will turn me into a vampire too! OH MY GOSH HAVE YOU SEEN NEW MOON? Jacob is so hot!
Britney: Sarah you are a Twilightaholic!
by TheInfamousAndCrazyChick November 28, 2009
Get the twilightaholic mug.That confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. It' a magical time where you can wake up with Megan Fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs But, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.
During Morning Twilight:
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*
by DanMonkfish December 10, 2009
Get the Morning Twilight mug.1. Bella: "I love to have sex with furry werewolves, but the marble-cold skin of the undead has an appeal all of its own. Whatever shall I do?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"
by Xalvix December 3, 2009
Get the Twilight Saga mug.The name of the meal you have in the morning after staying up the whole night. it's not at the same level as breakfast/lunch/dinner; because while for other people it's the 1st meal of a new day, for you it's definatly not!
try to make it simple though use creative & interesting ingrediants. (TIP: never go to a diner or fast food place, try grocery, bakery, etc)
try to make it simple though use creative & interesting ingrediants. (TIP: never go to a diner or fast food place, try grocery, bakery, etc)
"I was up all night, so this morning i wandered the streets looking for a nice twilight meal. I went to a bakery and chose a fresh loaf of bread, next door was a grocery, so i picked up some cheese & hummus too. after that i got some coffee, getting the things was as fun as when actually eating the meal. it was really a perfect twilight meal!"
by GuavaFreak September 6, 2009
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