twathtosis

A disease that makes you smell bad that can only be passed from a bite from the creature Lisbeth, the beast has the worst smell imaginable called twath.

Guy1:" AHHHHH! I've been bit by a Lisbeth!"
Guy2: " I'm sorry man.... You have Twathtosis."
Guy1:"Kill me! I can't go on living smelling like Lisbeth for the rest of my life."
(1 gun shot)
(Guy2 cries)

by stanmaman April 29, 2014

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot May 14, 2014

Twathurt

Twathurt: A term referring to women, feminized males (not necessarily homosexual), or directed towards any individual that one may feel fits the description of previously said labels as a derogatory me. Twathurt, describes when women and feminized males are offended, excessively complain, whimper, and in some cases conduct themselves out of spite.

Example: Why are you so twathurt? I told my neighbor this morning that she needs to either start keeping her dog out of my yard, or I’m going to get animal control to take him to the shelter, she bolted back into her house slamming the door all twathurt.

by Arty1976 December 2, 2015

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH.
You: What do you got? teeth in your ass?

Ex.2 What's up, got teeth in your ass?
Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass

by Thurluvlok January 17, 2018

teeth-stick

Teeth-stick is what you call lipstick that is on someone’s teeth.

Did you see Denise’s teeth-stick? Someone should tell her about it, so she can wipe it off.

by E. Dubs. October 5, 2018

Teeth Filling

When you are fucking her mouth so hard, it knocks a chunk of her tooth out and you soon fill it with your jizz

"I gave Becky the old teeth filling last night."

"When John gave me the teeth filling last night, it fucked up my teeth and the dentist said it had to be removed."

by Join Meme Cuisine December 10, 2018

Teethbrusher

A more advanced and less well-known version of the toothbrush. Brushes many teeth instead of just one. This word was never popularized.
Note: This is NOT the same as a regular toothbrush.

When I went for a sleepover at my friend's house, she had a spare teethbrusher for me to borrow.

by TheGoodReader May 11, 2019