paid thinker

someone who do not think independent and/or think for others

person 1: I like (insert popular thing)
person 2: Ok paid thinker

by "b4" "miss" "c8" "hit" December 13, 2024

quantum thinker

A quantum thinker is someone who can consider multiple opposing ideas simultaneously and use them to solve problems. Quantum thinking is based on the principles of quantum mechanics, which describes how things change instantaneously at the quantum level.

"The company's CEO, known as a quantum thinker, was able to see multiple potential solutions to the problem by considering all possible perspectives simultaneously.".

This new group of Quantum thinking encourages people to be curious and explore multiple perspectives to reach there full lifepath goals in life.
Be flexible
Quantum thinking encourages people to be flexible and shift perspectives when needed.

Benefits of quantum thinking
Quantum thinking can help people:

Break out of preconceived notions
Challenge their mindset
Understand complex phenomena
Create new possibilities
Solve problems that seem impossible with conventional methods
Make better decisions
Be more persuasive

by Smoothie8girl March 5, 2025

pink thinker

It's pink, and it thinks. It's the pink thinker, BRAIN!

What's a "brain"? I only know a pink thinker.

by Enzal1a July 21, 2025

secondary thinker

People who rely on large language models (i.e. ChatGPT) to do almost everything for them, to the point of which they don't think for themselves.

alex: "i asked chatgpt what restaurant i should eat at tonight!"
jono: "alex is a secondary thinker"

by kylorensak47 July 23, 2025

Tommy Twinkerbell

a faggot with hiv.

Tommy Twinkerbell gets paid by con artists for his hiv blood. The con artist sent Tommy's blood to the county health department for a free hiv test with a victim's name. The county health department tells the poor victim of their hiv status. The guy who wants revenges on the victim pays the con artists and laughs.

by queensburykid July 27, 2025

21st century thinker

Meaning you all think in the century you were born in.

Yeah my teacher is retarded

My dumb ass art history teacher says "you're all 21st Century thinkers"

by Dynamic Samurai September 16, 2018

Higher-Level Thinker

An individual who uploads YouTube videos to address illogical reasons why the gaming console they like is superior to the opposing plastic box.

I can just imagine this Higher-Level Thinker pulling out his cell phone and recording his PS5, with the most retarded ass note.

by DaButcha December 8, 2020