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goodie trail 

The patch of hair that generally trails down a mans abdomen...trailing downward leading you to "the goodies".
Hence - Goodie Trail
The definition is fairly self explanitory... however... take a look at some examples of goody trails on the internet if you need a visual... just use a few key words, and viola!

Used in a sentence: His goodie trail was sexy!
goodie trail by Chi Town Susan November 28, 2007
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Happy Trail 

The trail that blondes use to find a mans penis
Blonde: But Jim, where is your penis?
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!

Yukon Trail 

When you're getting a blowjob but are too drunk to finish so you pee a little in her mouth. This is of course an attempt to fool her into thinking the fellatio was successfully completed so as not to hurt any feelings.
A: "Dude, I was getting a hummer last night but was super drunk and just wanted to pass out so I led her down the Yukon Trail.

B: "Did she strike it rich?"

A: "She thought so but it was just fools gold."
Yukon Trail by DP84 November 22, 2009

hightower trail middle school

Rich white kid school where the students don't eat anything else but chicken tenders and American food. The fuckboys here flaunt their straightness and will insult each other by calling each other a fag. the only chance of not getting in trouble is if you are a basic white girl who plays dumb. Everyone is super salty including the teachers. the four groups consist of the nerds, basics/fuckboys, straight A students, and the emos. If you thought there wasn't anything worse than the fiery depths of hell, you were wrong. our school food is worse than cardboard and everyone wants to die. Make sure you don't show your ankles either because the boys will be "distracted". Also just when you think racism is dead, these privileged white kids come to bring back the worst of the 20th century.
Kid 1: What school do you go to?

Kid 2: I go to Hightower Trail Middle School

Kid 1: That shit is fucked up fam.

Kid 2: Yep...

happy trail 

A super sexy line of hair, usually on males, that runs from the navel to the 'genitals.' When I say super sexy, it's only super sexy on guys...not girls...
I told him I liked his happy trail and he asked me if I wanted to see it all...
happy trail by nicole March 11, 2004

Snail Trail

A trail of hair from a belly button down to the pubic hair region, usually found on males.
That is one hairy snail trail you've got .
Snail Trail by Hairysnail March 22, 2017

Mexican Snail Trail 

The act of a male smearing his pre-cum on the back of the females neck,leaving what appears to look like the trail of a snail.
" Cleatus left a sticky Mexican Snail Trail on the back of Susans neck"