Torpedo

a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.

bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.

by madbonger October 26, 2010

Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

Go Topless

To put the top down on a vehicle.

It was the first nice day of the week, so Jim decided to go topless on his way to work.

When the weather gets above 70 degrees, many locals decide to go topless.

by Emmaleigh_04 March 31, 2010

torpedo

a penis in the shape of a torpedo

deliquent has a torpedo cock

by josh richard January 25, 2004

Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat

Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!

by POWTMC December 23, 2006

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021