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Toot

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted
by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
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Tuna Toot

It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.
Quit tuna tooting in your fricken grunders! Geez.
by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025
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Death Toots

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020
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Re-tooted

Re-tooted is the action of farting simultaneously one after another
"I just re-tooted like 7 times"
by Mt824 February 19, 2018
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cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.
That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.
by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021
mugGet the cracker-tootmug.

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.
Putin is a TOOT.
by Stickybird March 5, 2022
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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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