by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
Get the Tootmug. It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.
by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025
Get the Tuna Tootmug. by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020
Get the Death Tootsmug. by Mt824 February 19, 2018
Get the Re-tootedmug. by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021
Get the cracker-tootmug. Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.
Putin is a TOOT.
by Stickybird March 5, 2022
Get the TOOTmug. When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
Get the Prostate-toot-shuNmug.