TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.

Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!

by UltraGamer21 July 7, 2024

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

bag toot

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs

by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

Re-tooted

Re-tooted is the action of farting simultaneously one after another

"I just re-tooted like 7 times"

by Mt824 February 19, 2018