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*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
*A type of radical hairstyle.
*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
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by Dave March 23, 2004
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When someone is passed out drunk, take your index finger and run through the sweaty crack of your ass and wipe it across their upper lip.
"Dude, what's that smell and why do I have a brown mustache?"
"I gave you a Tomahawk while you were passed out man!"
"I gave you a Tomahawk while you were passed out man!"
by krap July 19, 2012
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2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.
2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.
by resindawg June 26, 2003
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They have an absolutely amazing Metalcore CD called "The Caitliff Choir" Probably one of the best Metalcore CD's ever made. However, after loosing thie lead singer, and replacing him with a newbie, they lost all cred. Thier new CD "Sirens" is trash... i bought it cause i loved the first CD, then threw it out.... one of the best bands i had ever heard... went to shit with just one CD... so much potential!! get ur other singer back!!!
They have an absolutely amazing Metalcore CD called "The Caitliff Choir" Probably one of the best Metalcore CD's ever made. However, after loosing thie lead singer, and replacing him with a newbie, they lost all cred. Thier new CD "Sirens" is trash... i bought it cause i loved the first CD, then threw it out.... one of the best bands i had ever heard... went to shit with just one CD... so much potential!! get ur other singer back!!!
kid 1 " It dies today is soo fucking dope! "
kid 2 " yeah but the new CD is garbage "
kid 1 " tru enough, but Caitliff is good enough to listen to 100 times over!! "
Kid 2 " i think ill just listen to bleeding through instead... they still rock"
kid 2 " yeah but the new CD is garbage "
kid 1 " tru enough, but Caitliff is good enough to listen to 100 times over!! "
Kid 2 " i think ill just listen to bleeding through instead... they still rock"
by blackie007 August 23, 2007
Get the It Dies Today mug.An acronym for Tits on my Ass. Used whenever the long winded phrase is out of the question, or when you feel the urge to use it in an inappropriate environment.
Jay: Looks like Daniel's going to flake again...
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
by JyKm May 25, 2009
Get the TOMA mug.Ancient Native American being only summoned by a string of words spoken in a lost language. Toma Nebro resembles an extremely large skeleton capable of immense destruction.
Yo my noon, I just learned about this made up creature called Toma Nebro on IFunny! Boy do I hate trans rights!
by FuckedRat April 10, 2022
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