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family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves
son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now
by Lablesss March 7, 2023
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D-Link

The act of wrapping a rubber band around the center of the shaft, creating two linked dicks, akin to a sausage link.
My dick is so sore from super raging d-link
by Yessirmessir August 24, 2016
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blue link

To skim an online article esp. Wikipedia, by only reading the links to other articles.
A: Do you listen to Adam Levine?

B: No, but I blue linked him, so I know all about his hit songs.
by Deevil July 16, 2015
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link trolling

trolling Wikipedia by linking words or phrases in articles to unrelated or obscene pages.
I went link trolling on "currency" by linking random numbers to "69(sex position)"
by smartdawgz March 5, 2011
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Sassy link

The friend version of “sneaky link”; when you and your bestie hang out without the rest of the friend group, so you don’t want anyone to know
Me and my bestie finna sassy link later asf.
by Logang1000 May 3, 2021
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jerry link

A URL that a person refuses to open because it might contain content that is NSFW
Person 1: Did Dave message you on Steam?
Person 2: Yea, but I didn't open up the message because he usually sends me jerry links.
by seveneleven98 December 30, 2015
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Klan-Link

A skin for the character "Link" from the title "Super Smash Bros.: Melee" which is entirely white. Making him appear as if he is a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
"I'm about to wipe the floor with your cotton-picking asses with klan-link."
by Jeremy Jones McNiggleson September 19, 2022
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