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purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple
If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you
by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018
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Purple Box

A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)
Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?

Yeah, its totally wicked.

Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !
by The Caged World August 20, 2019
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purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.
She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016
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purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 7, 2019
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Purple Box

When a woman is about to get off but doesn’t get the chance to cum. She then has a painful box.
Your wife had a purple box when you didn’t get her off last night, don’t worry I took care of it.
by dicknibbler January 7, 2023
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Precious Purple

Very dark skinned female/male, just less dark than blik. Often associated with purple hued extremities.
Look at Shelly's new girlfriend; she ain't blik, she's precious purple.
by Nigell Tufnell January 5, 2018
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Royal purple

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained
you are my royal purple now and forever
by amobrucia August 23, 2021
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