Tillamook Tactical

When they want to put it in your butt, but they can't get it in because you ate too much cheese.

I knew she was Tillamook Tactical when I could not penetrate her brown-eye.

by TAINTMASTERX February 8, 2025

telmax

Telmax (noun) – 1. The rare and mystical phenomenon where your phone battery jumps from 1% to 100% for no reason, making you question the laws of physics and your life choices. 2. A secret government experiment where all telemarketers are trained to call you precisely when you're in the shower. 3. An ancient wizard who specialized in making people forget why they walked into a room.

Example: "Dude, I swear my phone was dead, but now it's fully charged. Must be a Telmax situation."

by Skip McNapkins February 24, 2025

Timaking

Timaking is a close relative to the cockroach, originating from hell, escaping hades himself in the deepest depths of the ottoman empire and notorious for fabricating the most abhorent fucking "food" on the face of the planet either never allowing a molecule of heat near it or incinerating it with the power of a star and dousing it in a nuclear fuckton of cosmic radiation, all to annihilate both the physical matter and soul of any organic being unfortunate enough to come in contact with the autistic turkish roach.

Timaking completely fucking annihilated that fish bro.

by HydratedHampster March 23, 2025

talmat

• crazy slang for (what are you) talking about. can be used when you’re too lazy to say the full sentence, or you just wanna speak straight ganglish🤷🏽.

usually expresses confusion or incredulous feelings in a shocked or slightly disarrayed manner.
v2: “talm bout” means just about the same thing, just differently phrased

eg:
“yo i was texting my homeboy the other day and he told me he was gonna nut in my ah.”
- “twin, whatchu talmat?
- “twin, whatchu talm bout?” (2)

“oh so u wanna go behind my back and call me ugly? u wanna run dem ones, fool? HUH!?”
- “HELL NAH! WHATCHU TALMAT?! I AINT SAY SHIT! YOU LYING ON MY NAME!”

by lightskindemon December 2, 2025

Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system

I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

Beeefy Tilla

A vagina that society has deemed ugly, but I view as a work of art

Tina has that beeefy tilla

by Jmackandcheese April 16, 2021

Philosophical Tiamatism

Philosophical Tiamatism is a philosophical doctrine that uses Tiamatism as the basis of its philosophy, philosophical tiamatism is characterized by supporting extraphysical monism, neutral extraphysicalism, non-dualism, the law of polarity as the main foundation of existence, unity between the physical-extraphysical and natural-extranatural, pandivinism, panpsychism, bioequalism and the existence of life forms at an extraphysical level and that they interact with humans in one way or another. Philosophical Tiamatism also supports that the main goal of life and existence is always evolving spiritually until reach a high level of being or even reach godhood and in the end return to the world of origin one come from.

"Philosophical Tiamatism just extracts all philosophical teachings from Tiamatism and turn it into a philosophy, and that's nice to see there are people who still can work on those kind of philosophies and not all people deny and reject those philosophies."

by Full Monteirism May 22, 2021