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by thickymemes101siwa October 6, 2018

West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner

A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!

"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"

by Liz T. January 14, 2008

omaha thanksgiving surprise

A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.

Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"

Person 2: "Yea, why?"

Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."

Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."

by Surgio November 13, 2007

thinkstapated

when you have a thought in your head and it won't come out, and it's clogging the way of other thoughts

Patrick's been thinkstapated from his medical exam while he waits for his results

by bernbe01 January 5, 2010

Thanksgiving Lights

Christmas Lights that are put up before Thanksgiving. (for people who are sick and tired off anti-procrastinators putting their lights up to early)

Person 1:Dude....That guy has his Christmas Lights up already
Person 2: Na man, those are just Thanksgiving lights.

by Dudemansirperson November 10, 2010

Thanks Mirrorgirl

A speaker is deemed to be 'Mirrorgirl' when they miss a subtle joke and then either go on to make a less subtle version of the joke themselves (imaginging themselves to be creating original material), or otherwise set out to explain the joke without realising it is meant to be funny. The correct response to such behaviour is 'Thanks Mirrorgirl'.

When used online, commonly abbreviated to 'TMG'.

Mr A: It seems to me that it's only once people have got a regular job and a stable home life that they start thinking about Maslow.

Ms B: Isn't that the point of Maslow? You can't start properly building family/esteem/etc till all the basic needs are taken care of.

Mr A: Thanks Mirrorgirl.

by Eliot von Smith November 2, 2011

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving: A day to gain 10 lb at least and eat too much

Julian: I got soooooooooooooooooooo fat from Thanksgiving dinner
Karina: Yup same

by JulianGameZ November 16, 2017