Thirsty like a fish

Real fucking thirsty

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!

by mrevoix May 3, 2021

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.

They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.

by John in Chicago February 21, 2024

Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023

Thirsty

When you want water.

Sometimes you just wanna drink water

Guy 1 “I’m thirsty”
Guy 2 “bruh what”
Guy 3 “no homo dude”
Guy 1 “I just wanna drink water what Are y’all talking about”

by BreKfastburr33 June 1, 2020

thirsty

depiction of when someone is horny and shows it

Since I posted that bikini picture, many dudes are following me. They seem to be pretty thirsty.

by mmwin August 27, 2020

Thirsty

ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Tweet: ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..

by Ima female dumb dumb September 26, 2022

Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle

Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...

by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024