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toilet cloud

when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud
Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!
by Caleb the man October 29, 2007
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dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.
Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,
by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022
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Canadian toilet

(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.

(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "

"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 15, 2019
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toilet bouy

Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.
This morning I sat down for my morning shit and forgot to lift the ol' toilet bouys up!!!!
by Krypto-BL February 10, 2018
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toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.
Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
by Conbradyor June 20, 2010
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toilet yoga

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.
Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!
by Phoetus January 20, 2008
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comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.
Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!
by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017
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