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Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023
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booty driver

A cock which Rams full speed into an Ass
Did you hear about John shoving his Booty Driver into Michelle?
by Frogman3253 February 26, 2018
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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support driver

Moaning, lazy piss bags
There to support as they can't do the job

Properly.
by Trucking Essex January 20, 2018
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Punished Driver

The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.
David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.
by Dr. Able September 24, 2021
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The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011
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Dew-Driver

Dude! I got so fucked up on Dew-Drivers last night, I woke up with your mom.
by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013
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