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drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!
by Trinity River July 24, 2014
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Drama Pest

A drama pest is a human that (often whilst intoxicated) becomes a cheeky pest and incites drama.

This personality trait may be exacerbated by an overindulgence in various substances; the consumption of five bottles of champagne for example.

Drama pests are often caught up in arguments with friends, lovers and strangers or dangerous situations that may cause unnecessary harm, stress and/or anxiety for themselves and others.
Human: "So I visited my ex last night, ended up drinking a lot of wine and got into his bed."
Friend: "Didn't you already tell him you weren't interested?"
Human: "Yes, but..."
Friend (annoyed): "You're such a drama pest! Pull yourself together and some decorum!"
by justaddvodka February 5, 2022
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No drama December

It’s the time you can get rid of all drama this month got no drama in your life
Drama queen: (starts drama)
Me: sorry It! Ndd
No drama December!!!!!
by Queen of life November 4, 2019
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Greek drama

When the most exciting, dramatic scenes take place off stage, away from the audience.
Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham: The trouble is Mary's back from London today as well. She gets in at five o'clock.
Isobel Crawley, Baroness Merton: Matthew's driving down in Lavinia's car. They won't meet on the train.
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham: That's a relief. I hate Greek drama. You know,
when everything happens off stage.
by GiveretDingus July 23, 2021
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Aggro Drama

Aggressive & Dramatic falsehoods such as rumors about another individual for nothing more than the need to make oneself feel better about their own inequities.
I'm not the one going around spreading Aggro Drama everywhere.
by The Surreal Urbanist January 3, 2021
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Drama Bulletin

When somebody creates a Bulletin on MySpace (or an equivalent action on any other social networking site) that is aimed at only on person for the express reason of causing real life drama.

The bulletin is readable by all of the poster's friends and is vague enough to show anger, but doesn't discuss the problem at length, ensuring the poster's friends contact her to find out what's going on, ensuring they are sucked into the conflict.
Tina's bulletin read "OMG, you're such a hater. If you don't stop talking shit, I will seriously fuck your shit up!" I'm not worried about it though. She makes at least 10 Drama Bulletins a week.
by asdfagfrg January 15, 2009
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drama humping

when people pile up on an online post due to their wretched desire for drama and attention.
wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.
by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023
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