Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.

I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish

by Mac C October 13, 2023

highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

by lazystina June 30, 2022

Birth curtains

Your mom’s situation

She had birth curtains, fasho

by Birth Curtains November 28, 2019

birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

by milfs 101 June 3, 2022

nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL

nigels chink birth sign

by mrs tosser September 22, 2025

Birth Control

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.

Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.

by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017