Shit Ton

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

by Skeer October 25, 2012

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013

Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.

Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!

by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011

tonned-up

1) To score a century in cricket

2) To hit 100mph when driving

3) To get to 100 friends on Facebook

1) Did you watch the game the other day. Dave tonned up

2) I tonned up down the highway yesterday

3) I only joined two days ago and I've already tonned-up

by SawyerSharky September 5, 2011

Daniel Tonning

Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.

Daniel Tonning is GOD

by Deamon King October 9, 2023

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

Bitch ton

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.

by You would not believe your eye January 4, 2024